How much do I love Vaseline? Let me Count the Ways

So last night before bed I slathered Vaseline on my feet and slipped on a pair of socks. I do this once a week. Nothing gets my feet smoother. My husband happened to walk in on me last night right in the middle of slathering my left foot. The look of horror on his face was like he just witnessed a murder. I thought he'd seen all my "rituals" as he calls them but I guess I was wrong. After about 10 minutes of trying to explain, to no avail, the benefits of putting Vaseline on my feet I gave up. It did get me thinking though of just how many different uses there are for Vaseline in the realm of beauty. Here are just a sampling. I'd love to hear some of yours.

• Put on your feet to smooth cracked, dry skin
• Rub a little into your elbows for smooth skin
• Use as a lip gloss over lipstick
• Use alone to soothe chapped lips
• Apply just a dab on cheekbones to get that dewy look
• Use as a cuticle cream
• Use to tame unruly eyebrows